Sorry for the lack of posts lately

Job hunting is a bitch

...The guy won't stop. I think he's starting to stalk ME now to get to Paul

Advice, anyone? Calling the police is out of the question as they would laugh at the description (especially after Paul's last escapade...)

Paul is over and he wants to make a post

He says he needs it here, and can't make his own blog

So here he is, the man, the ass, Paul!

Thank you for that intro, Eric. Really nice.

I will use bold for any posts I make when borrowing Eric's account. Now... Where do I start? How about I start with the man who keeps stalking me? That seems like a fucking good idea!

Every god damn day I see a tall man in a suit just watching me. He steps behind a tree or building whenever I spot him. At first I thought it was nothing. But the freak has been doing it every god damn day! The bald fucker won't even DARE to show his face!

And I swear to god that I will track down and kill the first fucker who says Slenderman!

...SlendermanSlendermanSlenderman

Well, if I don't post again in the next week, assume Paul murdered me. Don't try to avenge my death readers, because the death will be worth it

Next post should be another Bestiary. This one will be one of my favourites!

Until then,

Akinil

Oh god another scare

My labcoat and one of my jackets reflected in the window in such a way that a quick glance would make it look like a tall, suited man was outside

And there was no head. There was no faceless head leering at me from the window. No, there was no head. It was all a reflection. I didn't see anything move

Jeez, maybe I should take a break from the slendyblogs...

Gah, I need to stop watching those videos

I swear I saw Slendy himself just relaxing outside my window earlier x.x

Turned out to be a street lamp x.x

God Dammit Paul

I'm so jumpy lately after that scare. I keep seeing things and feeling like I'm being watched

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! You fucking freak, you made me paranoid!

...Ok, partially my fault that I keep reading Slenderblogs, but still!

I mean, god, I played Minecraft and mistook a piece of lint on the screen as Tall and Not So Handsome watching me from an area of my castle!

Speaking of Tall and Gruesome, I took another picture of the Hallowed Mountains drawing. That symbol appeared again. Simon knows how to make apps, so I'm thinking that the prick swapped my Camera Plus app with one that would embed a crappy operator symbol on the image. No idea how it is so clear after shrinking or how he made it only show up when I take a picture of the mountains, but he did it, I just know it

Now excuse me while I continue to jump at my own shadow. The next update should be the first of my Cryscon shown on this blog, along with a write up!