Job hunting is a bitch
...The guy won't stop. I think he's starting to stalk ME now to get to Paul
Advice, anyone? Calling the police is out of the question as they would laugh at the description (especially after Paul's last escapade...)
Showing posts with label Stalker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stalker. Show all posts
Sunday, July 03, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Small Problem...
Dear lord, how do I put this...
Paul got the wrong guy. The guy WAS targeting Paul, don't get me wrong. It's why Paul isn't in jail. But... he only chose Paul that day
How do I know this?
Paul was followed again today. Dear lord...
Paul got the wrong guy. The guy WAS targeting Paul, don't get me wrong. It's why Paul isn't in jail. But... he only chose Paul that day
How do I know this?
Paul was followed again today. Dear lord...
Friday, June 10, 2011
Paul and Tall Guy - Round 2!
Paul came over roughed up, but smiling
He kicked the guy's ass this time. Good for him!
Something is bothering me though
He did this in the park ten minutes away
Five minutes before he came I saw a tall, bald man in a suit across the street. Only a glimpse though, so I didn't see his face
If Paul beat up his stalker... Then who the fuck did I see?
He kicked the guy's ass this time. Good for him!
Something is bothering me though
He did this in the park ten minutes away
Five minutes before he came I saw a tall, bald man in a suit across the street. Only a glimpse though, so I didn't see his face
If Paul beat up his stalker... Then who the fuck did I see?
Sunday, June 05, 2011
I said the next post should be a Bestiary, but this is urgent
Paul left about an hour after the post earlier
...And came back in after 30 minutes,looking beaten and bruised
After a while, I coaxed the story out of him. Turns out the stalker was waiting for him
Now, there is something you should know about Paul:
He is hot headed and takes his problems head on
He apparently confronted the guy and when he wouldn't answer, he started to attack the guy, only to get the crap beaten out of him
Paul again. HELL that guy was tough! And I know what you're going to say, "A tall bald man in a business suit beat you up and wouldn't speak!? Hah! Slenderman! I knew it!". You'd be wrong. And a jackass. A big, wrong jackass. After all, the guy had a face. Blue eyes, a crooked nose, and a perverted little smile that I wanted to wipe off his face so badly.
Weird thing is, when he was beating me, it did look like his face... How do I put it... Blurred. Like if it was an illusion.
Of a man!
You took the keyboard from me to make THAT lame pun!?
Yes
...I hate you sometimes. Anyways, the guy was fast, strong, and next time he'll get a face full of my knife! This baby has a silver hilt and an iron blade. Let's see him shrug THAT off!
$20 says he kicks the crap out of you again
$20 says if you don't shut up soon I'll kick the crap out of you.
Shutting up now
Now, where was I? Oh yes, talking about how I'll kill the guy next time.
See what I mean? Hot headed
If you're curious, some of that dialogue was transcribed as we argued. I wanted you guys to know what Paul is like. Sadly, he took out the part about strangling me with my own intestines if I didn't stop transcribing :( Oh well
Next time, I'll show you a new creature
Until then,
Akinil
...And came back in after 30 minutes,looking beaten and bruised
After a while, I coaxed the story out of him. Turns out the stalker was waiting for him
Now, there is something you should know about Paul:
He is hot headed and takes his problems head on
He apparently confronted the guy and when he wouldn't answer, he started to attack the guy, only to get the crap beaten out of him
Paul again. HELL that guy was tough! And I know what you're going to say, "A tall bald man in a business suit beat you up and wouldn't speak!? Hah! Slenderman! I knew it!". You'd be wrong. And a jackass. A big, wrong jackass. After all, the guy had a face. Blue eyes, a crooked nose, and a perverted little smile that I wanted to wipe off his face so badly.
Weird thing is, when he was beating me, it did look like his face... How do I put it... Blurred. Like if it was an illusion.
Of a man!
You took the keyboard from me to make THAT lame pun!?
Yes
...I hate you sometimes. Anyways, the guy was fast, strong, and next time he'll get a face full of my knife! This baby has a silver hilt and an iron blade. Let's see him shrug THAT off!
$20 says he kicks the crap out of you again
$20 says if you don't shut up soon I'll kick the crap out of you.
Shutting up now
Now, where was I? Oh yes, talking about how I'll kill the guy next time.
See what I mean? Hot headed
If you're curious, some of that dialogue was transcribed as we argued. I wanted you guys to know what Paul is like. Sadly, he took out the part about strangling me with my own intestines if I didn't stop transcribing :( Oh well
Next time, I'll show you a new creature
Until then,
Akinil
Paul is over and he wants to make a post
He says he needs it here, and can't make his own blog
So here he is, the man, the ass, Paul!
Thank you for that intro, Eric. Really nice.
I will use bold for any posts I make when borrowing Eric's account. Now... Where do I start? How about I start with the man who keeps stalking me? That seems like a fucking good idea!
Every god damn day I see a tall man in a suit just watching me. He steps behind a tree or building whenever I spot him. At first I thought it was nothing. But the freak has been doing it every god damn day! The bald fucker won't even DARE to show his face!
And I swear to god that I will track down and kill the first fucker who says Slenderman!
...SlendermanSlendermanSlenderman
Well, if I don't post again in the next week, assume Paul murdered me. Don't try to avenge my death readers, because the death will be worth it
Next post should be another Bestiary. This one will be one of my favourites!
Until then,
Akinil
So here he is, the man, the ass, Paul!
Thank you for that intro, Eric. Really nice.
I will use bold for any posts I make when borrowing Eric's account. Now... Where do I start? How about I start with the man who keeps stalking me? That seems like a fucking good idea!
Every god damn day I see a tall man in a suit just watching me. He steps behind a tree or building whenever I spot him. At first I thought it was nothing. But the freak has been doing it every god damn day! The bald fucker won't even DARE to show his face!
And I swear to god that I will track down and kill the first fucker who says Slenderman!
...SlendermanSlendermanSlenderman
Well, if I don't post again in the next week, assume Paul murdered me. Don't try to avenge my death readers, because the death will be worth it
Next post should be another Bestiary. This one will be one of my favourites!
Until then,
Akinil
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Ok, explanation time
I woke up this morning to the masked guy standing over my bed with Slenderman behind him
I screamed loudly and it took Paul removing his Slenderman costume and the masked guy (a friend named Simon) taking off his mask before I switched to rage. They ran when I grabbed my baseball bat and chased them
He even set up that findthegate account and the god damn operator symbol crap! He says he has NO idea how the copy in the email got the symbol as well, but I'm on to him now!
GOD!
I screamed loudly and it took Paul removing his Slenderman costume and the masked guy (a friend named Simon) taking off his mask before I switched to rage. They ran when I grabbed my baseball bat and chased them
He even set up that findthegate account and the god damn operator symbol crap! He says he has NO idea how the copy in the email got the symbol as well, but I'm on to him now!
GOD!
Friday, May 06, 2011
About the picture + Figured out that "spam"
Let's start with the picture
I checked the files on my computer
Even the picture in my email has that symbol on it. Must have been some sort of glitch
Now, for the spam...
I checked the files on my computer
Even the picture in my email has that symbol on it. Must have been some sort of glitch
Now, for the spam...
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