Paul is over and he wants to make a post

He says he needs it here, and can't make his own blog

So here he is, the man, the ass, Paul!

Thank you for that intro, Eric. Really nice.

I will use bold for any posts I make when borrowing Eric's account. Now... Where do I start? How about I start with the man who keeps stalking me? That seems like a fucking good idea!

Every god damn day I see a tall man in a suit just watching me. He steps behind a tree or building whenever I spot him. At first I thought it was nothing. But the freak has been doing it every god damn day! The bald fucker won't even DARE to show his face!

And I swear to god that I will track down and kill the first fucker who says Slenderman!

...SlendermanSlendermanSlenderman

Well, if I don't post again in the next week, assume Paul murdered me. Don't try to avenge my death readers, because the death will be worth it

Next post should be another Bestiary. This one will be one of my favourites!

Until then,

Akinil

Ok Paul, enough already!

He's trying to creep me out again

Today I saw, for a brief second, a blank face peering in through the window. No eyes, no mouth, nothing

Bloody hell Paul! If you keep this up, I am going to have to beat the crap out of you!

Somehow!

Illusorian Beastiary: Slekupan

I wanted to introduce a different deity first, but may as well get to this one. Oddly, I had some troubles putting it up. I already sent it in before to get a spot at an art school, but this time it was being stubborn

Also, the symbol in the corner is a little bit off. The circle should be dead centre, if I recall. Anyways, on to the entry!

Slekupan
Ht: 6'11"-12'9" (2.11-3.89 m)
Wt: 172-291 Lbs (78.02-132.00 kg)
Tl: N/A
Ws: N/A

Type: Dark/Plant/Oz
Class: Deity/Human/Spiritual


Classification: Elmena Forest Guardian Deity
Gender Ratio: 100% Male
Location: N/A ; Roaming

Notable Features:
-No sharp facial features ; Smooth skin covers where eyes and mouth should be
-Has a pattern vaguely resembling a business suit
-Frequents forests
-Only Fiend Deity
-Disrupts memories when feeling threatened

Life Span: N/A ; Immortal
Mating Season: N/A ; None
Courting Ritual: Unknown

Brood: Unknown
Gestation: Unknown

Behaviour: Silent and foreboding. Fairly aggressive when attacked, and quite curious to the point of dissecting victims and putting them back together. Oddly shows no aggression to animals or small Cryscon and Fiends unless attacked by them first

Diet: Unknown; Likely doesn't eat due to lack of mouth



Slekupan is something called a Fiend. A Fiend is a cross between a Cryscin and a Cryscon. These are words in the language I've made for the game. Crys- is a prefix meaning beast, and -cin is a suffix that means normal or ordinary while -con means magic. Cryscon and Fiends are capturable, and humans in this setting are technically Cryscon (which leads to a whole new realm of Nightmare Fuel - Luckily, humans can't be captured by other humans. Intelligence makes a capture more difficult, as does being the same species)

Anyways, Slekupan here is special. He is the only deity who is a Fiend. He is also the only child of Chaos, the brother of Order who birthed all of the other deities - directly or indirectly - sans three. Slekupan was created with one goal in mind: At the end of days, he is meant to observe the battle between Order and Chaos (Order was once a part of Chaos. However, when she split, it damaged her mind severely and made her dangerously mental - wanting all of existence - herself included - to be obliterated), and step in to finish the job once Chaos was too weak to kill Order. He would then kill Chaos as well, along with any surviving life, and live alone in the abyss for an eternity

Yes, he does bear a striking resemblance to everybody's favourite tall man, Slenderman. Heck, compare the names! Sle-ku-pan. Slen-der-man. Same number of syllables, they rhyme, and they both start with Sle-. This isn't coincidental. Slekupan is a proxy of Slenderman. In a way, he IS Illusoria's Slenderman, but with a purpose (and also a soft spot for children and small animals - He's only killed a child once, and that was due to vengeance because of what a village did to the animals in an area)

However, there is one issue. He's been known to lure children and animals alike away, never to be seen again. He'll also eviscerate enemies and, if threatened, cause amnesia so the person gets lost. No, the amnesia isn't due to him being a Slendy proxy. It's due to him being an Illusorian Deity. A lot of them have... Let's just say one is made of the souls of the damned, one is a brain with a paintbrush for a tail and a hand made of neurons, with a metal plate on its brainhead that causes insanity, one is a mass of black, fire, and electricity that writhes around and both has form and no form at all at the same time, and leave amnesia to the fact that the human brain sometimes WANTS to forget what the hell it just saw

I've been considering rewriting parts of him to make him less like our lovable man in a suit

Well, I'll try to have another entry up next week!

And suddenly, Slendermen. Hundreds of them

Calgary would be a good home for such a beast

Trees everywhere in the city (some on top of four-five story buildings - I'll try to take a picture next time)

Honestly, there isn't a spot in Calgary without at LEAST one tree

Which reminds me of something

Once I took a photo of a tree outside the university and badly shopped Slendy in

People were freaked

Not by the shop though. There was an unnaturally tall man in black in the corner of the photo

I should try posting it the time after next

Yeah, I'm making another Illusorian entry soon

See you then, and don't be afraid to comment!

Oh god another scare

My labcoat and one of my jackets reflected in the window in such a way that a quick glance would make it look like a tall, suited man was outside

And there was no head. There was no faceless head leering at me from the window. No, there was no head. It was all a reflection. I didn't see anything move

Jeez, maybe I should take a break from the slendyblogs...

Gah, I need to stop watching those videos

I swear I saw Slendy himself just relaxing outside my window earlier x.x

Turned out to be a street lamp x.x

God Dammit Paul

I'm so jumpy lately after that scare. I keep seeing things and feeling like I'm being watched

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! You fucking freak, you made me paranoid!

...Ok, partially my fault that I keep reading Slenderblogs, but still!

I mean, god, I played Minecraft and mistook a piece of lint on the screen as Tall and Not So Handsome watching me from an area of my castle!

Speaking of Tall and Gruesome, I took another picture of the Hallowed Mountains drawing. That symbol appeared again. Simon knows how to make apps, so I'm thinking that the prick swapped my Camera Plus app with one that would embed a crappy operator symbol on the image. No idea how it is so clear after shrinking or how he made it only show up when I take a picture of the mountains, but he did it, I just know it

Now excuse me while I continue to jump at my own shadow. The next update should be the first of my Cryscon shown on this blog, along with a write up!

Ok, explanation time

I woke up this morning to the masked guy standing over my bed with Slenderman behind him

I screamed loudly and it took Paul removing his Slenderman costume and the masked guy (a friend named Simon) taking off his mask before I switched to rage. They ran when I grabbed my baseball bat and chased them

He even set up that findthegate account and the god damn operator symbol crap! He says he has NO idea how the copy in the email got the symbol as well, but I'm on to him now!

GOD!

I've been reading stories about the Slenderman lately

That guy always fascinates me. Heck, one of the creatures in my game is based on him (the Deity of Nothing (literally) to boot). I should share some information sometime

Anyways, I haven't read through every blog, obviously, but if the guy exists (I never outright deny the possibility - the universe is a strange place. Probably helps that I saw a ghost when I was little. I'll recount that tale another time), well, has anybody considered him being a faerie?